How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

• Wet hair
• Comb through
• Separate at the part
• Draw a pentagram on the floor
• Perform blood sacrifice
• Offer up your soul to the devil
• Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
• Summon Satan
• Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

(via mushroomvision)

lonelystiles:

does anyone else feel like the weight of the world has been taken off their shoulders, and the sun is shining brighter, like life is worth living when someone cancels plans you didn’t want to go to

(Source: lonelythor, via fag)

notmakoto:

bro bro can i borrow a kiss? i promise i’ll give it back bro

(via thefuuuucomics)

vlizzie:

cis person: *sees a photo of a trans woman*
cis person: “SHES so beautiful :-)”
cis person: *in their head* wow I am such a wonderful person I’m so nice I’m great good deed of the day done

(Source: vwl, via fag)